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February 22, 2023
The Chief

I wrote this a while ago…

This is a work of fiction, based on actual events.

The old gentleman opened the door to his cabin, he was feeling every bit of his 80 years. He’d spent most of that time riding the range.
He took a seat in an old chair on his porch, his daughter was coming by with her grandkids directly.
He saw her about once a week, when she came by to check on him.
She usually spent the first 10-15 minutes, haranguing him about moving to her place, she had electric and water put in in ‘36, he “was too old be going out to an outhouse in the dark”.
“I take a lantern.”
“That’s another thing, those kerosene lamps are dangerous, especially in this old tinderbox!”

Yes sir, she’s her mamas daughter…
Maybe she’ll be a little nicer this time he thought, because her grandkids will be with her.

He looked off to the east, he knew he would see the dust cloud and hear that infernal contraption of Mr. Ford. 20 ‘Horsepower’ it had.
Only a horse can provide horsepower! He’d owned enough horses in his day to know. Why wasn’t it ‘Mulepower’? Dang contraption reminded him of an old mule he used to own. All black, noisy, and stank to high heavens…

“Yep” he said to himself “there she comes.” As a cloud of dust rose in the distance.
Shortly, he could hear the ‘popping’ and wheezing of the dang thing.
She pulled up and came to a stop in front of his porch.
Everyone in the dang thing were coughing and retching from the cloud of dust that caught up and enveloped them.

As the dust was settling, Doris and two little boys, completely tan from the dust cloud, emerged from the thing. Only the area around their eyes were clean from rubbing.

“A real cowboy wears a bandanna to stop from collecting a nose full of dust.”
“Daddy, a horse doesn’t go fast enough to stir up dust! You know that.”
“I wasn’t talking about riding a nag, when you ride ‘drag’ behind a herd, ain’t nothin’ but dust.”

The two little boys, one appeared to be about 6, the other, his brother was about 8.
“Boys, this is your great Granpa William Benson.”

“Were you really a cowboy!”
The older of the two asked.
“Was! I still am!” He said with a broad grin.
“Could you tell us a story?”
“Daddy, don’t you tell them about the Comanche Chief you killed, they are too young for that one.”
The little boys eyes widened to the point you could almost swear that they actually ‘bugged out’.
“Now Doris, I was only 14 when that happened, not much older than these boys!”
“Promise me, you won’t tell that one.”
He looked at the boys, gave them a wink, held his right hand down to where only the boys could see it, and crossed his fingers.
“I promise.” He said.
Doris turned to go in and straighten the cabin a bit, make sure his plate, silverware and coffee cup got washed at least once a week.
She also usually helped him draw a bath in his old big tin bath tub. He bought it for her Mama one year for Christmas. He really needed a new pair of boots, but what was a winter with wet feet when he could see her smile and those blue eyes light up…

The boys looked defeated, they had really wanted to hear about the Comanche Chief.
“Do you have any other stories ‘gret Granpa?” The older of the two struggled with the new words.
“What do you call your father?”
“Daddy, the young one chimed in.”
“Why don’t you just call me ‘Pa’. I’ve got a story about a cowboy that was shot through the breast with an arrow, it just so happens that my Comanche Chief story, happened at the same time…
But I’m not telling you that one!”
He said with a smile…
“Well, maybe for just a little information to set the story up correctly. Why don’t you boys come up here on the porch and sit a spell?”
They both climbed up onto the dried wood of the porch, and took up positions, sitting in front of the old Cowboy, at his feet.

“Like I said, I wasn’t much older that y’all, the spring of ‘75, I was 14. My Daddy let me ‘rent’ his wagon and two mules. A friend my age Davey Schmidt and I started a ‘freight service’. We basically hauled goods to the ranchers from town, and between the ranches.
We were young, strong and full of gumption. We made pretty good money. In fact, that’s how I was able to buy my first ‘Remuda’ when I started droving.”
The boys looked at him,puzzled.
“Oh, a ‘Remuda’ is a string of ponies or horses a cowboy has. On a trail drive you need more than one horse, I had four.
Anyway, Davey and I let ourselves be talked into hauling a load of barbed wire way out on the Llano (staked plains). It was getting dark, and we ran into this cowhand that happened to going the same way. He suggested that we camp together for safety. We gladly accepted. The Llano was Comanche country, and the more guns the better. Davey had an old Colt Patterson revolver, and I had Daddy’s Spencer repeater.
We found a good spot down between two hills to break the wind a bit and began to set up camp.
The cowboy, whose name was Bobby Cundiff, as we would later discover, offered to unhitch the two mules, and hobble them for the night. Davey would collect Buffalo chips and whatever else he could find for a fire, I was going to rustle up some grub.
As Bobby unhitched the mules, he secured a rope on their necks to contain them as he squatted down to tie the hobbles. As he stood from securing the first mule, a loud war hoop rose, and like magic, he had an arrow sticking through his right breast. He collapsed from the shock… He could make out a band of Comanches on their ponies riding full gallop in his direction.
Bobby was able to crawl under the wagon.
Where it just so happened that Davey and I had just arrived ourselves. Luckily I was able to grab my Spencer repeater, you load it once and can shoot for a week, as they use to say.”
“Why?” The older boy asked
“Why what?” William responded
“Why can you shoot it all week?”
“Oh, well because, it holds seven cartridges, that’s why! Bobby was hurting, the Comanche were circling, Bobby couldn’t lay prone to shoot a rifle with an arrow sticking out of him, and Davey’s old Colt was ‘cap and ball’, at that time, he had never had to try and reload it under pressure. We were in trouble.”
“What did you do Pa?” The younger one asked with wide eyes.
“I died of course.”
That did not go over well.
“That’s a joke, if I died, I wouldn’t be sitting here to tell y’all a story would I?”
They both quickly shook their heads no.
“That’s right. What could I do? First thing I done was break the feathers off that Comanche arrow and pulled it through.”
The little boys were horrified.
“That’s all you can do, then I got some dirt and grass and stuffed it in the hole the arrow made to try and stop the bleeding. I was hoping he could shoot his trapdoor rifle at least. Well, he did, it was a single shot and being wounded, with blood slick hands hard to load. He was also right handed, and the kick from that .45-70 didn’t do his arrow wound no good, so he switched to his Colt Patterson. We kept them at bay for a while, I saved the last of my first seven shots to cover Bobby and Davey as they reloaded their pistols, which was a real process before cartridges. I guess that ol’ Chief had done this once or twice and he knew we were reloading. He did the damdest thing, he rode right up in front of us, Pony tails and feathers streaming behind him. Before his appaloosa even came to a stop, he swung his right leg up, over its withers and leapt to the ground.
He was holding a club in his right hand and a war shield in his left.
He raised both in the air, threw his head back, and gave a blood curdling cry!”
“What did you do Pa!’ The two youngsters said in unison.
“It was getting darker by the minute, and I could just see the white of his bone bead chest plate in the dark. I aimed at it, just below the raised shield, and shot him…
Dead…
It got real quiet…
All of the Comanche came thundering toward us! We knew this was it…”
The boys were leaning in closer.
“Well, for some reason, in their distress over the chief, they plum forgot about us temporarily. I took advantage of the darkness and confusion to grab the mules, Davey and I climbed on one, because we were both much smaller than Bobby, so we put him on a mule by himself. We then lit off for the last ranch, riding and strapping those mules for everything they was worth!
What we didn’t know was that Bobby’s mule had been wounded. It collapsed about two thirds of the way to the ranch.
“Just leave me be boys, it’s the will of the lord that I die here with this mule.”
We both were stricken. We didn’t even know his name yet. Facing death together can make friends of strangers. We didn’t want to abandon him, but the tired mule couldn’t carry all three of us.
So we went on…”
The boys had a horrified look on their faces.
The old gentleman held up a hand as if to say stop.
“Did I say the story was over?!?”
They both shook their heads furiously.
“Well then. Ahem!! I will finish it up then!
We rode up to the ranch house around midnight. The rancher got everyone up and on alert. At first light, they would take us to our wagon to see if anything could be salvaged, and we wanted to give Bobby a Christian burial.
By the next morning, several other ranchers had been notified and they showed up with some of their hands. We had about 25 men as we rode back to our camp.
Wasn’t long before we could see buzzards circling where we had left the Cowboy Bobby. All of a sudden a pistol shot was heard. Well let me tell you 25 men at a full gallop is impressive. Guess what we found!Ol’ Bobby was still hanging in there, he had shot at coyotes all night, and killed two buzzards. Couple of fellas stayed behind to look after Bobby and get him someplace to recover.
We rode on to our wagon. When we pulled up to our gear we saw, just beside the wagon, on the ground was the Comanche Chief’s pony…
It’s throat had been cut, and it had a braided leather lariat around its neck, and the other end was buried in the ground.
“What you think that’s all about?”
One fella said.
“No telling with Comanch.” Another said.
I jerked on it once or twice, nope, it’s not moving.
Curiosity got the better of us, so, we dug it up..
You know what we found?”
The boys furiously shook their heads no, without making a sound.
The old man lowered his voice to almost a whisper.
“We found the Chief I shot, tied to his right hand was the lariat, in his left was his shield. When I got a closer look at the shield, I saw that it had three scalps attached to it.
Black hair, yellow hair, and a red one just like yours.” He said looking at the six year old.
Just then Doris came back out of the cabin.
“No bath this week, I don’t have the time. I brought you coffee bacon and beans. Come boys, let’s go.”
As the boys arose, they leapt into the old man’s arms and gave him a fierce hug before getting into Mr Fords infernal contraption.
As they pulled of and waved, he realized, he didn’t even know their names…

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The Day I Retired

Its almost the sixth anniversary...

 

Some of you may have looked at my photos and thought; what young looking handsome man… He couldn't be old enough to retire …

 

Thank you Mama

 

Anyway, I am 60 and I retired at 55 in July of 2017. I was given a retainer for two more months in order to be on call. I couldn’t always get a reliable Internet connection and I can’t take someone’s money for nothing, so I shut that down in Sept 2017…

 

So you are thinking, what day in July did you retire? I didn’t really retire in July 2017. I quit going to work then…

 

I retired Thursday, around 1:35 PM, December 15, 2016…

 

Life was good for @The_CINC and I.

It was shortly before Christmas 2016. Tiny dancer, our surprise baby was a junior in college. We had a 4K sqft house on 7 acres, 40 miles south of Washington DC. It was our second house in 33 yrs of marriage. We had lived there for over 20 yrs. The final house payment was due Nov 10, 2017.

The CINC was at the highest point you can achieve as a civilian Govt Employee without going into the Senior Executive Service. When she was offered SES, the CINC had gotten to the point at which it would have meant more work, more time away from home, for no more money (because of the pay structure) for at least five to seven years. We also knew we wanted to Retire, so it made no sense to invest the time required for an SES position.

She worked for OSD, DOD, WHS (The office that runs the Pentagon, they are the ‘Landlords’) for 34 years. At one point she ran a division that had a yearly budget of $1 Billion.

She would be eligible to retire in April 2017. We really hadn’t decided what we were going to do. My top-secret NSA/DOD clearance was supposed to be coming through anytime. One of my specialties was encrypted secure communications.

I was a subcontractor for IBM and they were paying $50,000 for my vetting. It had been 2 years because I was a traveling consultant that didn’t associate with my neighbors… I was gone all of the time and I couldn’t see any of them from my house anyway..

Once that clearance came through, I could double or triple my salary which wasn’t small in the first place.

Here we were, at the top of our earning potential, few bills, house almost paid for, kids all gone…

 

Life was good…

 

Then Thursday, around 1:35 PM, December 15, 2016, happened…

I was in Birmingham AL, working at the US HQ, of a regional US bank that had been acquired by a Spanish bank. I was digitizing and updating their manual and electronic bank and treasury transactions. I had been on this contract for three years. The last 10 months or so I had been mostly remote, working from my lazy boy.

They wanted me to come in for some end of the year meetings and Christmas parties.

I flew in Monday mornings, getting to the office around 10:00 AM. I would work 10 hours Monday, 12-14 Tuesday and Wednesday, 6-8 Thursday and then catch a flight home around 4:00 pm Thursday. I would have 40-45 hours in 4 days by the time I caught my flight home.

 

I was sitting at my ‘station’, there weren’t really ‘cubes’, just tables with 3-4” dividers that had plugs. It was basically a giant open room, semi closed at each end by meeting rooms. My seat was near the meeting rooms. Behind me to my right was a large opening which led to a spacious elevator lobby.

The bank of elevators were the divider for another large working area. If you really tried, you could easily get 150-200 people in the elevator lobby.

 

I had just come back from lunch. I was trying to wrap a few things up before heading to the airport. A woman calmly walks behind me and says “Does anybody know first aid?”

I stood up “Excuse me?!?” She pointed to the elevator lobby behind her.

So I walked that way to see what was happening…

 

I am a trained first responder. I was a police officer at the pentagon and I was a FFX County VA police officer. I am also a trained BSA leader with back country first aid training.

 

As I entered the elevator lobby I saw an extremely obese man laying partially on his back. A woman by his side rubbing his hand looking concerned. Another man near his feet watching. I looked around, there were about 10 gawkers.

“MA’AM!”

I startled the woman to look at me…

“We have to treat him for shock”

First thing I could think of, get him flat on his back, elevate his feet.

"Go get that footstool"

That gave her something to do and think about.

I looked at the gentleman "Find me something to keep him warm."

I got him on his back. He must have weighed 400 Lbs.

I ripped his shirt open, put my head on his chest.

No Breathing, no heartbeat.

I took his pulse at his carotid artery to make sure.

No, pulse, his face was white, blue lips, his eye lids were partially open, his eyes were already clouding over...

He was already dead.

I looked up for a second...

At least 175-200 people were watching me...

I could hear people sobbing..

Where the hell did they all come from?

So I measured up his sternum, and began compressions..

If you've never really done CPR...

The first time will gross you out. I broke every bone in his chest away from his sternum. It sounded like I was crushing a bag of potato chips.

Another gentleman, kneeling beside me asked "Shouldn't you do the breaths?"

I was doing this for show. I knew he was dead. I have seen and handled many dead bodies. He was already dead, he wasn't coming back.

I looked over at the decedent's face, my compressions were forcing his lunch out of his mouth.

"Turn his head to the side, sweep his mouth, knock yourself out."

About that time a woman came over with an automatic defibrillator.

As I was giving compressions, I talked her through placement of the electrodes. She was so upset, she couldn't read the instructions.

She placed the electrodes, hit the switch, and audible countdown started from 15. When it got to one, it would send the charge.

I kept doing compressions until the Defib audibly said 'CLEAR', at which time, for some reason , I through my arms up like a touchdown. As soon as the cycle was over, I started compressions again.

I was starting to get winded, when I heard the elevators open and EMTs emerged.

one immediately kneeled across from me and took over.

 

I simply stood up, and walked away.

I didn't want to be there anymore.

I walked back to my station, and packed my stuff.

I was going to the airport.

As luck would have it..

I followed the gurney down to the lobby, one of the EMTs on the guy's chest still giving compressions.

 

On the drive to the airport, the shakes hit... I can stay extremely calm in the most stressful situations, but it takes a heavy toll later.

After arriving at my gate, I sat down, my cell phone rang. It was my boss from the bank "I just wanted to let you know that the guy didn't make it."

'I know" I said, "I knew that before I left, thanks for letting me know"

 

I called @The_CINC and told her everything. I then said "I don't want to die in a cube farm. Let's retire"

 

The Bank, and my employer tried to do some kind of ceremony for me. I told them not to, it was a dumb idea. If he would have lived it would have been a celebration of his life. He died, there was nothing to be proud of.

 

That was why they gave me the retainer...

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